What did bloggers do to entertain themselves before Google Analytics?
Search terms that have brought people to Run Bitches Run:
1. b cup bitches
2. bouncing boobs
3. bra bitches
4. panty crease workout
I'm pretty sure these people were disappointed with what they found here.
So, to make someone feel a little better, I'm going to post a highly disturbing video I found thanks to Kama Mama.
Seriously. If that guy was my personal trainer, I'd ask for a refund.
Nearly every day, my alarm clock goes off at 5:30 a.m., and I promptly turn it off, then roll back into the warm body next to me. It happens if I stay up too late watching Chuck on Hulu (I have the hots for Chuck, big time, but I HATE his new hairdo. It's so Magnum P.I.) drinking wine until I spill on my shirt, pass out on the couch, and then stagger to the bedroom somewhere around three. But it also happens if I tuck myself in at 9:30, read a book (I started The Unbearable Lightness of Being, though I really feel like I should be reading the books I borrowed from my boss. I mean, if I read them fast she'll think I'm smarter, right?) then fall asleep at 10:10.
Talking to SSadie about it, she vowed to call me early mornings to help rouse me from bed.
But on day one, after a date with my boss (opera concert we both wanted to go to), I came home to three drunk boys on the couch, so of course I pounded several 22s of beer with them, then slept through my wake-up call the next morning.
We're trying again tomorrow morning.
Also: A big hurrah to an old friend who ran her first 15k run this weekend. That's more than 9 miles, if you're counting.
What's worse than farting audibly in pilates class? Farting audibly when you're getting a private pilates session. There's just no chance of pretending it was the guy next to you.
Tonight at a birthday dinner for my Tiny Running Pal, she confessed she's trying to turn another girlfriend to the dark side.
"So, I went for a walk with Ms. P the other day," TRP said, eying Ms. P across the table. "I've decided she needs to start running."
I took a bite of falafel (This is an important detail. The falafel was good.)
"Why?" I asked.
"Good question," TRP said, while Ms. P shook her head.
It all came down to a matter of pants size.
"Oh, if that's your concern, then do it," I said. "Sorry, I'm on her side. Run."
"OK," Ms. P admitted. "I'll admit, I'm intrigued by the idea."
"How long have you tried running before, did you get up to two to three times a week for a couple of months?" I asked.
She shook her head. No, she'd only lasted a couple of weeks.
"Then you don't know," I said. "Look, if I can run, and get to the point I enjoy it, you can run."
I spared her the details, about how profoundly lazy I was as a kid. How I'd fall asleep in my dinner. How I'd been on a swim team at one point, and though I'd shown some proclivity, I simply hadn't a competitive bone in my body. I'd finish a race, and my dad would be standing there, shaking his head.
"You were in first until the last few yards. You were winning," he said.
I'd shrug. Third was good, too. What was the big deal? Also, was snack time coming? And were we going to make it home in time for "Charles In Charge"?
In the car on the way home from dinner, Ms. P admitted it may be time. She may be willing to hit the trail. But, she was clear on one point: Bitching and moaning is something she enjoys. She simply refuses to give it up. And although I'm lazy, I'm not much of a complainer. Still, I'm fine with the potential bitching. I want to join TRP and Ms. P on the trail.
I've decided the physical therapists have three weeks to get my heel in shape, or I'm searching out an injection. I need to join them. I can't let Ms. P and TRP run without me.
Seriously, I got picked for something. Me! Picked! By Sarah at Naked Cupcakes (which, incidentally, is one of the better blog names I've come across recently. It makes me hungry and randy. Truly a lovely combo).
So ... I'm supposed to say six things I am a master at. I'm going to vote for:
1.) I am a master of modesty. No, seriously. You have no idea how modest I am.
2.) I am a master of sarcasm. No, really. You have no idea how serious I am about being sarcastic.
3.) I am a master of cuddling and b.j.'s. Ha! I'm kidding. (Sort of. Not really. ((Just kidding mom!)) I'm totally not.)
4.) I am a master of Better-than-average home cookery and baking
5.) I am a master of liquid eyeliner application.
6.) I am a master of ordering super-involved, pain-in-the-A orders at certain restaurants that I used to work at, like Red Robin, where I order a teriyaki chicken burger, on a plate with silverware, sub a whole wheat bun, with extra pineapple and a side of honey mustard dressing.
Annnd now I'm supposed to tag six people. Hmmm.
1.) SGL at Dating is weird
2.) Plumpdumpling at Unapologetically Mundane
3.) Thewritegal at Seasoned to taste
4.) Shannon at Wannabe Hipster Mom
5.) The Kama Mama
6.) Kelly at Bachelor Girl
OK, that was hard. Too much listing for one day.
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