So this has nothing to do with running or dogs, but, everyone in the world simply must go and read this profile of Roger Ebert at Esquire.com. It's Uh-May-Zing.

I seriously didn't think of Ebert as a mystic before, but now, I kind of do. He's like the dalai lama of facelessness.

I mean, just the photo's enough to get you hooked. Everyone in my office was glued to their computers reading this story this morning -- even the boss.